Nazi brides, fires, gas leaks, and possible curses….

Okay so it’s been awhile…and no not everything in the topic happenedall at once.  Let’s see…start with the wedding.  For any that I’ve talked to in person, by now you know that as of Friday afternoon, I was seriously contemplating returning to Huntsville and telling Amber to shove it.  I’ve never watched the show, but I couldn’t stop the word “bridezilla” from springing to mind.  Right now, I am sending out a message to all you who will be involved in my wedding–if I EVER get like that, just smack me.  Take me down a few notches.  I give you permission now.  I won’t go into all the gory details of what she did to us, but suffice to say she despises the majority of my family, needs to grow up a little bit, and will not be in my wedding.

Now, onto more bizarre things.  What are the odds that someone would be trying to sabotage a PetSmart??  Seriously, two weeks ago, the place caught on fire.  Birds and hamsters were killed (smoke inhalation, I think).  Then a few days after that, someone was carried out in a stretcher.  Today at work, shortly after we drug our table and tent in out of the rain and discovered our computer systems were down and therefore could not help any Corr Wireless customers, someone steps into our alcove to tell us to get out.  Why?  A gas leak!  A friggin gas leak!  So I have decided that PS sold someone a puppy that peed too much or something and now that owner has hexed the place.  This past Saturday was supposed to be the grand re-opening of the store after the fiery fiasco, and so they had a smoker set up, grilling burgers and hot dogs, stuff like that.  And they had a huge balloon attached to the top of the roof.  Turns out the rental company (Mullins, I think) had attached that very balloon to a gas line.  The balloon snapped the 3/4 inch gas line, which then proceeded to fill the most immediate stores with gas.  So we were all evacuated (not that it mattered to us much anyway, seeing as how our systems were down thanks to the rain).  So needless to say, it’s been a little crazy over there.  Now I’m just hoping PS’s curse doesn’t rub off on us.